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HEY! LOOK OUT!
You have mistakenly entered the Mallardjusted One's Kitty Fest! Oh! You meant to be here? My, that's odd. Really? Okay then ... uh, Carry on!
To read this site, you must be of slightly twisted mind and human body. All the strangeness and big words used are normal for this site and will not be adjusted for any of those mere normal human beings. Pay no attention to any of the warning labels. Read naked while eating cookies or inappropriate chocolate goodness, although no alcohol, the double vision makes it Hell to navigate a mouse and when you read a funny part, the spitting on the screen ... what a mess!
Must be of legal age! MUAAHHAHAHAHAH! (Even if you are willing to lie, lie, lie to your Mom and Dad (legal guardian/parole officer) about what this site really has on it, you gotta be legal!)
Not for profit (wish it was), not for respectable folk (and just who qualifies for that category anyway?), may contain the entire list: harsh language, mature themes and content, profanity, nudity, sex, drugs (uh, no, guess not that one unless it is a shameless plot device), rock and roll (well, it will when I figure out how), and other adult sh-stuff. If you're reading the fan-fiction, of course I don't own the characters or shows or else involved, evolved, advertized or rotated crosswise by THEM, (but I wanna, I really, really do).
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Me, myself, and I have considered the problem in depth, width and height. Conclusion: All this stuff is stuff I like! Don't care where or how it came to me, only that I FOUND IT! (Like a forgotten jar of catnip and there are similar results when ingested.) The content comes from a variety of sources: some I've written myself (yikes! no flames, damnit, you have no idea what burnt fur smells like!), some has been written by friends (those naughty, strange creatures), and some has been contributed by other (malcontent) Internet (freaks) users just like you.
I hope you inhale this e-zine like the glorious scent of fresh crab puffs. Be sure to send e-mail if you are strange enough to want to talk to me or let me know what you really think (or to contribute silly articles oryour twisted little ideas). I'll be updating infrequently unless I feel like it, so check back often if you're bored.
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